I love an epic that's not afraid to be almost languorous, certainly elegiac, measured and passionate amidst its sturm und drang. That's a trailer cut by someone who loves cinema. Great stuff, J.
Dear Shitballs,
OMG it's called a text. Fine, you won't answer it. But don't bother dropping like 40 bucks for a VHS copy of WD Richter's Slither. 'Cause I did and it's just kinda so so not very good. Rambling, never finds its groove, and real eh. Oh and James Caan plays it real retarded, which is kinda fun for two seconds. And Sally Kellerman? Maybe hot if you catch her in the peripherals.
Basically, answer your texts. Because then I just write on un-updated blog.
I just got back from the gym, and James Caan was there. He looked old man but fuck that it was James Caan! And the other day? Ray Liotta took my eliptical machine and Tim Meadows walked into my chest (almost).
Gold's Gym Venice... a cheesy hollywood vortex but a vortex nonetheless.
By the by -- when i'm not farting a lot, I make movies. One near and dear to my fart is Nightflyers. If anyone has seen this... who am i kidding, no one has seen this except for me, who made it... a butt. I'm a butt that makes movies. That's what Kubrick was going to title his autobiography, btw. Really.
By the by -- when i'm not farting a lot, I make movies. One near and dear to my fart is Nightflyers. If anyone has seen this... who am i kidding, no one has seen this except for me, who made it... a butt. I'm a butt that makes movies. That's what Kubrick was going to title his autobiography, btw. Really.
Okay, guys. I relented and decided to watch SOTTP, and you're right. It is shockingly good. The performances were natural and its understanding of human nature, and the bonds of females, was drawn surprisngly well. I even cried when America stood up to her dad on the phone. What a touching speech.
I can't believe I confessed to watching *and* liking it.
I stumbled across this blog while weight training for my big game tomorrow. I have to interject here and say that I was quite disappointed in the SOTTP movie. I was a big fan of the book and didn't approve of some of the changes they made. I understand that movies and literature are different animals (like me and kobe), but still, there's only so many liberties you can take before you lose the soul of something. And well, for me fellas, the movie lost the soul of the book. The 4th one, which they're currently adapting into a movie, is my favorite one...so I hope they learn their lessons and do it justice. Kind of like how I'm going to do the great city of Cleveland justice this play off series.
Appreciate you letting me spout my kingly opinion, fellas!
The king? J is gonna flip when he sees you posted here. Anyway, I differ in opinion on SOTTP, but I'm not going to make a big deal out of it...cuz well...you can step on me.
Dear Captain Crap Bandit,
While I agree with the Willow take, how could you not mention the score as a positive factor? It is awesome in a wonderfully fun throw-backy kinda way, with a great theme. Score, man. Scooooooore.
Yah man, Sugarland is so great. Know what else kicks ass that I sadly had never seen? The Lady Eve. Hooooly hell. Barb Stany, I love you so much. Dude, she's amazing in that. Just effortless. And "Oh, bumblepuppet..." is my new favorite curse.
And yes I could've emailed you this but i'm merely calling attention to the fact there's no update. Entertain me.
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I love an epic that's not afraid to be almost languorous, certainly elegiac, measured and passionate amidst its sturm und drang. That's a trailer cut by someone who loves cinema. Great stuff, J.
Posted by: Giles | April 10, 2007 at 03:29 AM
Its no Cliffhanger, but that is a damn good trailer.
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman | April 10, 2007 at 04:56 PM
Dear Shitballs,
OMG it's called a text. Fine, you won't answer it. But don't bother dropping like 40 bucks for a VHS copy of WD Richter's Slither. 'Cause I did and it's just kinda so so not very good. Rambling, never finds its groove, and real eh. Oh and James Caan plays it real retarded, which is kinda fun for two seconds. And Sally Kellerman? Maybe hot if you catch her in the peripherals.
Basically, answer your texts. Because then I just write on un-updated blog.
Love,
Kevin
Posted by: kevin | April 19, 2007 at 12:17 AM
Awesome addendum to the Slither viewing:
I just got back from the gym, and James Caan was there. He looked old man but fuck that it was James Caan! And the other day? Ray Liotta took my eliptical machine and Tim Meadows walked into my chest (almost).
Gold's Gym Venice... a cheesy hollywood vortex but a vortex nonetheless.
Love,
Kevin
Posted by: kevin | April 19, 2007 at 01:18 PM
i fart a lot.
Posted by: kevin's butt | April 22, 2007 at 08:34 PM
By the by -- when i'm not farting a lot, I make movies. One near and dear to my fart is Nightflyers. If anyone has seen this... who am i kidding, no one has seen this except for me, who made it... a butt. I'm a butt that makes movies. That's what Kubrick was going to title his autobiography, btw. Really.
Posted by: kevin's butt | April 23, 2007 at 03:35 PM
By the by -- when i'm not farting a lot, I make movies. One near and dear to my fart is Nightflyers. If anyone has seen this... who am i kidding, no one has seen this except for me, who made it... a butt. I'm a butt that makes movies. That's what Kubrick was going to title his autobiography, btw. Really.
Posted by: kevin's butt | April 23, 2007 at 03:35 PM
My old fucking phone - which I fucking told you I'm replacing this month - doesn't like texts, and tends to drop them. This will be remedied soon.
Also, I've been busy rubbing the skin off my nether regions over SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2.
http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=9884
Posted by: jeremy | April 23, 2007 at 06:50 PM
Drinkin beers, loving J, every day's a winner.
Sisterhood 2? That was a funny story but I swear to God, SOTTP is actually a decent movie. Strike me down and call me gay, but it is.
New phone #, please. I want to be able to harass you in private, too.
Posted by: kevin | April 23, 2007 at 07:03 PM
FINALLY!
someone else likes sister of the travelling pants! it's so good. i kind of want to read the books now :(
Posted by: jeff | April 23, 2007 at 11:47 PM
Okay, guys. I relented and decided to watch SOTTP, and you're right. It is shockingly good. The performances were natural and its understanding of human nature, and the bonds of females, was drawn surprisngly well. I even cried when America stood up to her dad on the phone. What a touching speech.
I can't believe I confessed to watching *and* liking it.
Posted by: jeremy smith | April 23, 2007 at 11:51 PM
I juicy poop all over you.
PLOP!
Posted by: kevin's butt | April 23, 2007 at 11:52 PM
Hiya, fellas!
I stumbled across this blog while weight training for my big game tomorrow. I have to interject here and say that I was quite disappointed in the SOTTP movie. I was a big fan of the book and didn't approve of some of the changes they made. I understand that movies and literature are different animals (like me and kobe), but still, there's only so many liberties you can take before you lose the soul of something. And well, for me fellas, the movie lost the soul of the book. The 4th one, which they're currently adapting into a movie, is my favorite one...so I hope they learn their lessons and do it justice. Kind of like how I'm going to do the great city of Cleveland justice this play off series.
Appreciate you letting me spout my kingly opinion, fellas!
Posted by: LeBron James | April 23, 2007 at 11:56 PM
Whoa.
The king? J is gonna flip when he sees you posted here. Anyway, I differ in opinion on SOTTP, but I'm not going to make a big deal out of it...cuz well...you can step on me.
So yeah.
Posted by: jeff | April 23, 2007 at 11:57 PM
FART!
Posted by: kevin's butt | April 23, 2007 at 11:58 PM
I just signed to direct this fuckin' thing, this Sisterhood sequel thing.
I want it dark, I want it gritty, I want it real. I don't see them as "sisters." I see them as warriors. I see those pants torn.
Those pants will be torn to hell.
Big ups to LeBron.
Posted by: Michael Mann | April 24, 2007 at 08:44 AM
Fuck you, Mann.
Posted by: Ken Kwapis | April 24, 2007 at 08:58 PM
I kwapis all over your career, Ken.
Posted by: Michael Mann | April 25, 2007 at 09:35 AM
Dear Captain Crap Bandit,
While I agree with the Willow take, how could you not mention the score as a positive factor? It is awesome in a wonderfully fun throw-backy kinda way, with a great theme. Score, man. Scooooooore.
And also, Jeff was wonderful in the film.
Posted by: kevin | April 26, 2007 at 09:12 PM
and can you believe that no effects were necessary to pull that off?
also, f u both.
Posted by: jeff | April 26, 2007 at 11:34 PM
Updaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Posted by: kevin | May 08, 2007 at 11:40 AM
Yah man, Sugarland is so great. Know what else kicks ass that I sadly had never seen? The Lady Eve. Hooooly hell. Barb Stany, I love you so much. Dude, she's amazing in that. Just effortless. And "Oh, bumblepuppet..." is my new favorite curse.
And yes I could've emailed you this but i'm merely calling attention to the fact there's no update. Entertain me.
Posted by: kevin | May 21, 2007 at 11:52 AM
I am an idiot.
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